As I Wave Hi to Sharyn

Went to see the dental implant guy today. He's now suggesting that I get two not-covered-by-dental-insurance implants rather than one, for the ultimate betterment of my mouth. Plus pulling off the old old old double-molar crown because he suspects something evil is going on in there. And there will be new crowns and rings and things and fine array. I may have to sell the children in order to afford all this work.

Sigh. Being a grownup is full of suck.

To Whom it May Concern in Greenland

It has come to our attention that Our Gulf Stream, unaccountably missing this winter, has been relocated to Greenland. We would very much appreciate the prompt return of the Gulf Stream to its customary location at your earliest convenience. If this is not accomplished within a reasonable amount of time, we will have no recourse but to tell The Queen.

Very Truly Yours,

Great Britain