To Whom it May Concern in Greenland

[madrobins]

It has come to our attention that Our Gulf Stream, unaccountably missing this winter, has been relocated to Greenland. We would very much appreciate the prompt return of the Gulf Stream to its customary location at your earliest convenience. If this is not accomplished within a reasonable amount of time, we will have no recourse but to tell The Queen.

Very Truly Yours,

Great Britain