4/1/09

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Avocado comes in while I'm channel hopping. Somehow we wind up watching fifteen or so minutes of Independence Day. "What's this about?" she asks.

"It's about a plucky band of humans fighting back against mean aliens who want to kill all humanity and take over the Earth," I say.

"Uh huh. Do they do it?"

"Yup. Wanna know how?"

She nods, so I tell her: "They infect the alien invasion fleet with a computer virus, using a Mac laptop."

Avocado says nothing, but her eyebrow rises up so far into her hairline that it makes her face look lopsided.

"Yeah," I say. "About like that."

She leaves the room, shaking her head.