Tired Dog is Very Tired
5/12/10 20:54![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
madrobinsThese parties take a toll on Emily. So much food juuuusssstt out of the range of a dog. Garbage cans with dirty plates just aching to be masticated. People all over the place. Small children all over the place. Teenagers all over the place. What's a dog to do?
Prowl around looking concerned and making attempts at the garbage cans. Bark whenever the doorbell rings (over and over and over). And at party's end, FALL OVER and SNORE.
Which sounds like a pretty good idea to me. Fed something like 60 people, I estimate (maybe a few more--there were teenagers upstairs and young adult-types in the front room with Sarcasm Girl and The Beau). I think I'm going to amputate my feet, cause: ow. But it was a good party, and there's only a bit of cake left.
Prowl around looking concerned and making attempts at the garbage cans. Bark whenever the doorbell rings (over and over and over). And at party's end, FALL OVER and SNORE.
Which sounds like a pretty good idea to me. Fed something like 60 people, I estimate (maybe a few more--there were teenagers upstairs and young adult-types in the front room with Sarcasm Girl and The Beau). I think I'm going to amputate my feet, cause: ow. But it was a good party, and there's only a bit of cake left.