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Just hung up on a nice man with a drawl who "very much wanted to include" my opinion in a National! Research! Survey!

Clue, nice man: talk faster. If you're proposing to take up 5-20 minutes of my time (and these things always go on longer than they tell you), for God's sake sound like you're going to move through it briskly.