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Just got a courtesy call from Chicos, a women's clothing store whence I have occasionally bought something or other.
Salesperson: "Hi! I'm calling from the Stonestown Chicos to invite you to our special Ultimate Bottoms Event!"
Me: Stunned silence.
Salesperson: "Hi! I'm calling from the Stonestown Chicos to invite you to our special Ultimate Bottoms Event!"
Me: Stunned silence.