In Which My Head Explodes

[madrobins]

I realize that there is a segment of the population for whom collecting Barbie dolls in various astonishing costumes is a passion. It's not my passion, but that's okay, it doesn't have to be. What gets me about this is not the doll or the collecting of dolls, it's the copywriting:

A fabulous fantasy, Tano™ Barbie® doll is equal parts ethnic princess and couture queen.

...with just a leetle smidgeon gin and an olive?