Got a scam email purporting to be from Bank of America the other day:
Kindly we note that you're going to have better luck in scamming if your sentences are parse-able. Although I have known some native English-speakers whose grammar was almost as tortured.
First Dear Bank Of America-Member and Happy New Year.
Kindly we apologize for sending you this email ,but its due to failure confirming your membership details as you last updated your profile with some mistakes .
mistakes might be : Online ID-Passcode-SiteKey Challenge Questions or Answers-ATM Number or ATM Pin
so we ask you kindly to sign onto your account and check if there is any mistake and recorrect it.
Kindly we note that you're going to have better luck in scamming if your sentences are parse-able. Although I have known some native English-speakers whose grammar was almost as tortured.