Last week Sarcasm Girl gave Emily (belatedly) her Christmas present: a plastic fire hydrant filled with toys of various sorts, including several squeaky toys. The squeaky toys don't last long, as you can see. Emily becomes Fierce! Hunter! Dog! and assassinates her plastic, squeaky prey. But on a rainy day when the water-averse dogs of the world are spoiling for activity, nothing is as satisfying as a squeaky toy...