Build Your Own Career

There's a lot of talk out there in the job-seeker-advice world (yes, there's such a planet, and it contains multitudes) about the possibility of "doing what you love," harnessing your skills, inventing your own job (and then convincing an employer that what you can do is exactly what the company needs).

Could I build a job in San Francisco (within walking distance of BART, anyway) that needs someone who

1. Can organize the dickens out of processes to make them run better


2. Can keep track of multiple objects/people/deadlines/spoons


3. Enjoys unknotting problems


4. Writes and edits well


5. Plays well with others


6. Likes to make beaded thingies


7. Can bake cakes and decorate them in a rustic, non-professional way


8. Likes to make preserves, jam, and bread

I'm trying to imagine a job that incorporates all these things. It sort of makes me giggle.