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Okay No Really
22/8/12 06:59Spouse bought some pre-packaged bagels at Whole Foods the other day, figuring they would be better than the regular store bagels at the regular supermarket.
1) No, they're terrible, like toroid Wonderbread with poppyseeds.
2) The package avers, in 36-point type, that these bagels are made of REAL INGREDIENTS ONLY.
Which raises the question: what is a false ingredient? I know they're trying to tell me that the ingredients used are only pure, natural, from the heights of Olympus, etc. A quick glance at the list of ingredients reveals the usual: flour, sugar, yeast, etc. No poly-syllabic preservatives, chock full of virtue. But really, if these rotten bagels were made up of nuts, bolts, and human hair, those would still be real ingredients.
1) No, they're terrible, like toroid Wonderbread with poppyseeds.
2) The package avers, in 36-point type, that these bagels are made of REAL INGREDIENTS ONLY.
Which raises the question: what is a false ingredient? I know they're trying to tell me that the ingredients used are only pure, natural, from the heights of Olympus, etc. A quick glance at the list of ingredients reveals the usual: flour, sugar, yeast, etc. No poly-syllabic preservatives, chock full of virtue. But really, if these rotten bagels were made up of nuts, bolts, and human hair, those would still be real ingredients.