Noted

A new product was listed with coupons on an email from our usual grocery store: Betty Crocker's "Suddenly Salad." (Actually, it's "Suddenly Pasta Salad," but that doesn't scan as well.)

So what do you think? Fierce attack salad, lurking around dark corners to leap at you and scare you out of your wits? Or Ellen Greene singing about lunch at the Little Shop of Horrors? (See, I told you scansion was important.)