Not Once but Thrice

I received the following this morning:

Account update failure.
To: Online Banking Customers (Personal/Business)
Date: 4/1/2009 To 4/29/2009
Marry Christmas

First Dear Bank Of America-Member and Happy New Year.

Kindly we apologize for sending you this email ,but its due to failure confirming your membership details as you last updated your profile with some mistakes .

mistakes might be : Online ID-Passcode-SiteKey Challenge Questions or Answers-ATM Number or ATM Pin

so we ask you kindly to sign onto your account and check if there is any mistake and recorrect it.

log onto your online profile and check your accounts details and balances .

It's almost quaint in its wholehearted scamminess. I briefly entertained the notion of copyediting and returning it to its source, but that would only encourage them.

Marry Christmas? I don't even know her.