With My Tongue Between My Teeth

...I'm biting hard.

I have read six want-ads this evening. Every single one of them was poorly written; two were on the corporate sites for the hirers, the other four were for agencies. It was "this position reqwires advanced facility with Microsoft Word..." that did it.

I need to find a job yes. But holy cats, they need someone like me, so they don't embarrass themselves in public. Sheesh.