Piqued by Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow, I hoofed it over to www.whitehouse.gov to check out the final chapter in the video saga of Barney, the White House Senior Dog (I'm assuming Miss Beazley is a junior staffer). Our Tax Dollars at Work: this is a sort of video version of a patriotic picture book done for kids. It is jaw droppingly dumb, but has excellent production values. Not only do we see Barney in charge of decorating the White House for the holidays (and learn that President Bush can read the mind of his dog), but we are privy to a dream of Barney's in which...oh, dear, I don't want to spoil it for you. Suffice it to say that there is much applause for Barney, and some folksy bonhomie on the part of his owner. Willard The Cat says nothing and looks surly, as any self-respecting cat would. And the credits are a third of the entire video.
Dude, really? Sprinting to the finish?