Avocado Report #1

Got a call from the kid this morning to tell us that she has been cast as Mrs. Gloop in the camp musical of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." "And I have my own song!" She sounds busy and happy, glad to hear our voices but not clingy. It was nice to hear her voice.

W00T!

The AP exam scores are available (by phone, if you wish to pay $8 to hear them). Sarcasm Girl, whose academic career was a little rocky this year, called in to get her AP Lit score. On a scale of 1-5...

She got a 5.

Or as the child herself put it, "I got a MOTHERFUCKING FIVE!"