17 years and One Day Ago

I was standing on my desk in the Production area at Tor, lifting down mass market cover flats to send off to sales conference. The conference was to start the next day, and I was in a great rush to get everything ready. Particularly because I was nine months and two days pregnant. I stayed a little late and got everything done. Next morning I went into labor, and by 12:20 that afternoon the world included Sarcasm Girl in its number. She was the first "Tor Baby," and when I brought her in to work Tom Doherty was always convinced that I'd leave her on the floor and he'd step on her.

Well, she's too big to stand on now. Happy Birthday, Sarcasm Woman!

Um...

Is this for real? Wow.