Reversed Polarity

After a few days of aches n' pains in my back and leg, I went to see the chiropractor. In the past, my right leg has been a different length (shorter, I think) from the left. Today it was markedly longer. The problems to which I'm usually subject are normally on the right side, but today they were on the left. The whump from the car accident (which Dr. Sokolsky helpfully pointed out was actually two impacts) appears to have sent me into a personal Bizarro Universe in which I have reversed my polarity.

Weird. Amenable to treatment, fortunately, but Weird.