Nerve

Just got one of those "you've just won a lottery you've never heard of and didn't sign up for" spams. It has the usual typos and fractured grammar, but I particularly liked the subject line: "Winnering Award" and the fact that at the bottom there was the following:

The Free Lotto Awards is proudly sponsored by the Microsoft Corporation,
the Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers, Mackintosh and a
conglomeration of other international IT companies. The free lotto
internet draw is held quarterly every year and is so organized to
encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide. We are proud
to say that over 200 Million Euros are won annually in more than 150
countries worldwide. We also encourage you to visit our website at
www.freelotto.com and take your chance to play and become part of our
daily winners. Millions are won on a daily basis on one of the world's
most famous free lotto service.

If you're going to borrow credibility, it pays to spell "Macintosh" correctly.